12 Things You Do Secretly With Your Bulldog

 We all act a little different when non one is around. We let loose at little. Here is a list of 12 things I think we do secretly with our bulldogs!

 

1.Given them a long speech before leaving the house

 

2. Said "bless you" whenever your dog sneezes.

 

3. Used your dog's armpits as handwarmers.

 

4. Winked back at them when they wink at you because it makes you feel like you're both in on something.

 

5. Used the front camera on your phone to show them what they look like.

 

6. Congratulated your dog for doing their business outside, several years into them being housebroken.

 

7. Come up with a name for your dog completely unrelated to its actual name.

 

8. Taken it personally when your dog sits next to someone other than you.

 

9. Imagined what your dog's human voice would sound like.

 

10. Petted them with your feet more than you do with your hands.

 

11. Watched your dog's reaction when other dogs are on TV to see if they care.

 

 

12. Held your dog's paw while relaxing on the sofa.